The Bitchin' Witches 🐕‍🦺🧙‍♀️ on Nostr: This is literally a conversation I just had. Person to me:"I know you said you don't ...

This is literally a conversation I just had. Person to me:"I know you said you don't want a romantic relationship but don't you ever miss that?" Me: "Well I mean when the toilet backs up or the a/c goes on the blink or my downspouts need cleaning I think it'd be nice to have someone to help share the work." Them: *exasperated* "No, I mean, don't you miss ... being held, having someone to come home to...?" Me: *legit horrified and making warding gesture with hand* "Oh god no, what the hell!" 🤣