Qasim Rashid, Esq. on Nostr: Ayesha [wife]: I hurt myself today Me: [thinking Johnny Cash] To see if you still ...

Ayesha [wife]: I hurt myself today

Me: [thinking Johnny Cash] To see if you still felt pain?

Ayesha: What?? No. The stupid cabinet door you said you fixed fell off the hinge and hit my foot. I can't take this anymore!

Me: What have I become? My sweetest friend...

Ayesha: 🤦🏽‍♀️
#DadJokes

But seriously I need to fix that cabinet door.