Violinknitter on Nostr: Royals: Kate had surgery & is going to be healing in private until Easter. We’ll ...

Royals: Kate had surgery & is going to be healing in private until Easter. We’ll give more details if the situation changes.

Also royals: *releases awkwardly doctored photos like they’ve done in the past*

Entire internet: OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!!!! Is Kate ok??? Is she alive/dead/undead/kidnapped/absconded/definitely-a-werewolf???

Kate: *just lying on the couch trying to heal from an entire surgery*

Easter: still more than two weeks away