yakkoj 🦊 on Nostr: Me: Gimme that phone. Me: Mom, you need to get in the car and go to Micro Center. Ask ...

Me: Gimme that phone.

Me: Mom, you need to get in the car and go to Micro Center. Ask a salesperson for a Brother color laser printer. Buy it and then come back home.

Me: You made it back? OK, take all the cords out of that HP Inkjet, and then put it out for E-waste.

Devil: *scowl* What the HELL...

Me: New printer installed and printing? Great! Now CANCEL that HP ink subscription.

Me: I love you too. OK, bye.

All's fair in love, war, and printing.

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