Pastor of Muppets on Nostr: If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon... All those fleeing corporate social media will be ...
If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon...
All those fleeing corporate social media will be given a room with a lounge chair, the cookies of their choice, and a continuous stream of their favorite childhood shows until their trauma has passed.
Thank you for your vote.
Published at
2025-01-15 21:43:36Event JSON
{
"id": "fd40fecb5edb70b4073918d104eec28f7999dbed35c21ed2d850b8313d7e2cab",
"pubkey": "1a9fb134b0cce39ed741225e8a3e1b0194c77edc9ec025126001dfacf075768d",
"created_at": 1736977416,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"imeta",
"url https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/834/548/196/546/745/original/5a9f66012a4e39b4.png",
"m image/png",
"dim 1280x720",
"blurhash UWPEYW;0Vtw3tKNZbutP=SJWrwsqT1TIskr?"
],
[
"proxy",
"https://mastodon.social/users/Mrfunkedude/statuses/113834551958597197",
"activitypub"
]
],
"content": "If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon...\n\nAll those fleeing corporate social media will be given a room with a lounge chair, the cookies of their choice, and a continuous stream of their favorite childhood shows until their trauma has passed.\n\nThank you for your vote.\n\nhttps://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/834/548/196/546/745/original/5a9f66012a4e39b4.png",
"sig": "babd1fb272b4d1c149c1c74377044f43487a0cc25999335b579e7fed165a3bf9e9bf0305f2dec8d232b2d48504b4053125a27e24269a524380e78fdb2f602a17"
}
