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"Once upon a time, there was a worm who was victorious in defeating the evil Queen Slug-for-a-Butt. Her lovely twin sister, Princess What's-Her-Name, was crushed by an errant flying cow (launched by the unknowing Jim) and fell into a slime pool below where she was innocently standing. After removing said cow from atop said princess, Jim quickly re-inflated the squashed lady. Jim bared his enamored worm-hearts to the princess."
-Earthworm Jim 2 Game Manual
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