Nathalie Lawhead (alienmelon) on Nostr: pffft if you want your indie game to be a success you have to check the weather ...
pffft if you want your indie game to be a success you have to check the weather forecast, make sure the temperature is just right, make sure to give your game a cool dry environment, not too dark tho, more polygon count, bump up those textures, make sure to talk about it but not too loud, and make sure to check planetary alignments before launching… it’s really that easy. i can’t imagine why games flop. lazy devs lol.
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