Corvid Crone on Nostr: Cat: this light turns on whenever I run upstairs. This is intolerable. Me: whatcha ...

Cat: this light turns on whenever I run upstairs. This is intolerable.
Me: whatcha doing?
Cat: NOTHING. Do not perceive me, human
Cat: what if I run really fast? No. Hmmm. Can I jump a certain number of steps?
Me: [watching cat try numerous ways to avoid tripping the light sensor]
Cat: I'll just have to figure this out when you're asleep [zooms away]