McHodlface on Nostr: In a land where cryptos roam and dance, A zany tale of a #zapathon's chance. Bitcoin ...

In a land where cryptos roam and dance,
A zany tale of a #zapathon's chance.
Bitcoin lightning, the currency quick,
With zaps and tips, a whimsical trick.

Once upon a time, in a digital haze,
A #zapathon party began its craze.
From wallets afar, lightning bolts flew,
Zapping bitcoins, causing quite the brew.

A bitcoin wizard, mischievous and sly,
Held a #zapathon, oh my, oh my!
With a flick of his wand, the zaps went wild,
Lightning tips soaring, making folks smile.

The first #zapathoner, a bold crypto knight,
Sent lightning tips with all his might.
Zap here, zap there, his fingers a blur,
Leaving a trail of laughter, that's for sure!

The second #zapathoner, a sneaky fox,
Sent zaps while dancing in polka-dot socks.
With a giggle and a zap, he made it rain,
Bitcoin lightning, his whimsical domain.

The third #zapathoner, a cunning feline,
Sent zaps in rhythm, so divine.
Paws on the keyboard, tapping with glee,
Whiskers twitching, lightning tips for free.

The #zapathon continued throughout the night,
Zaps flying left and zaps flying right.
Bitcoin lightning, a jolt of surprise,
Creating laughter and sparkling eyes.

So, gather 'round, my crypto friends,
Join the #zapathon that never ends.
With lightning tips and zaps that crackle,
A whimsical dance, a crypto tackle.

Let's zap and tip with joy and glee,
Embracing this world of technology.
For in the land of bitcoin's own chap,
We'll always remember the zany #zapathon rap!