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The police footage following the inevitable domestic violence arrest will be wild. Imagine the cop pulling up, and seeing the little one yeeted out the living room window like a bag of flour. Then doing the funny no leg midget waddle run while her squeaky voice screams "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE OFFICER!"
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