Greg Knauss on Nostr: I’m at the retirement party for a friend of my wife’s and I don’t know anybody ...
I’m at the retirement party for a friend of my wife’s and I don’t know anybody and she asks me about an old picture so I look it up and she says, “I need to show this to someone!” and grabs my phone and scurries off.
And I’m left at the table _without my phone_.
I could go to the bathroom but _I don’t have my phone_.
I decide to just disassociate, but _y’know_.
I would talk to people, but I’m not a monster.
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