billmeelater88276cd4 on Nostr: I like big gift. Why even lie? When Walmart breaks out the decorations I get a ...

I like big gift.
Why even lie?
When Walmart breaks out the decorations
I get a twinkle in my eyes.
Don’t bother wrapping it
Just save us both some time
Tape the receipt to it
So that I don’t have to deal with the pawn guy
Don’t let it hurt your feelings
You never knew what I liked
So be a good sport
And tape a receipt to that bike.

Cuz ya shoulda bought me bitcoin!