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2024-04-15 00:51:30

Sacramento_Max on Nostr: How the Kings will become the first 9 seed to win the NBA finals. In one multiverse ...

How the Kings will become the first 9 seed to win the NBA finals.

In one multiverse the Kings go on a Cinderella run and defy all odds to win the title. This is how they do it.

Play in Game 1: Steph is hounded by Keegan, Keon and Davion all game. Scores 25 points on 30 shots. Kings get an early 10 point lead and hold it most of the way

Play in game 2: Pelicans finally beat LA after Davis misses their first game with his back issues. Sabonis continues to dominate AD in this one. After being down 27 in Q3 LeBron fakes an injury, quits the Lakers and goes back to Cleveland for a swan-song tour.

Rd1 vs OKC. OKC wins game 1 but then Sabonis and Len realize they’re the biggest people on the floor and Kings feast inside. Shai doesn’t get his usual soft whistle and gets ejected for complaining in game 4. OKC then rally in game 5, but Kings win in 6.

Rd2. Clips beat Mavs by shutting down Luka and raining 3s. Monk comes back. Game 1 goes to 4OT, clips win 192-191 on a Kings missed free throw. But they are wrecked from the effort. Kings win next 3. PG hurts himself and Kawahi carries team in game 5 but Harden goes 1-18 from 3 in game 6. Kings win.

Rd3. Denver’s cruised past the Suns but have a dog fight vs Minnesota. They win in 7 but Jamal Murray sprains his ankle on a McDaniels reckless close out, out for 2-4 weeks. Kings take advantage of poor Denver guard play. Fox averages 30-5-5 + 4 steals. Kings win in 7 on a Sabonis to Monk alley oops after a Fox steal.

Finals: Boston has cruised through the East winning everything in 4 or 5 games, they go in knowing they’ve got the title in the bag. Kings blitz game 1 135-105 as Boston chuck and miss a lot of contested 3s. Boston win game 2 after a no call as Porzingis elbows Sabonis in the face 112-110. Keegan makes 15 threes in game 3. Monk and Sabonis PnR carry game 4. Boston win another close one in game 5. But find themselves ice cold at the start of game 6. Panicking, they continue to rush and chuck threes, ending up going 8-45 for the game. Kings win behind Fox. He gets FMVP.

At the parade in Sacramento he makes sure to say “Fuck that baby giraffe for ever doubting us!” National media very confused, he refuses to clarify.

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