Flint_Claymore on Nostr: I took the bike out today, came to an intersection and saw a ~300lbs, tattooed woman ...
I took the bike out today, came to an intersection and saw a ~300lbs, tattooed woman struggling with a pitbull that suddenly became very interested in me.
She kept yelling "He doesn't like bikes" as her sausage fingers were turning purple. Her massive weight was the only thing keeping that dog from dragging her across the asphalt.
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